(Available in Mystery Bovine and Zebra only)
Here's a fun boot carrier that will help you climb better by up to 8 letter grades! Sounds like hype, don't it? Well, let me break it down this way: You are out cragging and as usual your boots are floating around loose in your pack. You have a seat to BS with some neophytes at the base of your favorite "wired" problem. With a cocksure nonchalance you offer to show them the "sequence". Smug as can be you pull out your boots and they are covered with squished prunes resulting from your impromptu seat. Rats! Now the kids are razzing you and calling ya "pops" as you try to wipe your boots clean. Never would have happened if you had our dasBoot. Shampelt top panel lets the stink out, 400 denier pack cloth keeps the bottom intact. A grab loop and cinch closure finish the masterpiece. Remember: Clean rubber sticks better. Try it sometime. $21.00 ea.
The Booty Rider is a fanny pack built with a flair for fashion and a toughness rarely found in the cheapo world of modern imports. The main body is swank and bomber Ballistic Cloth, tastefully black in color. The kicker is the Shampelt covered gusset, sporting the print of your favorite animal. Try it in Zebra, Mystery Bovine, Ocelot, or Dalmatian. The rear panel is generously padded to keep your goods from working on your spine, and the waist belt should fit just about everyone. Large enough to hold five beers and some TP. $49.00 ea.
Seniority check - Stroll into the office forty minutes late carrying one of these and blowing a Hawaiian shirt and no shoes. Did you get fired? No? The Boss must have loved the Schmooze Valise so much she decided to keep ya around just for some eye exercise. Tasteful black Ballistic Cloth in a soft attache type design. Pick a nice variety of Shampelt to cover the front panel and get ready for a raise. Two zippered compartments, each large enough to escort a Hustler mag to the head without drawing a crowd. Buy one quick! It just might save your job. Makes a GREAT laptop computer case! $39.00 ea.
Bingo's Booze Muffler, 3/8" closed
cell foam and suave pelts will keep the cold ones cold. The Muffler
sports an adjusting wrap around design that fits most cans and
bottles with ease, and looks
oh-so-good in your palm. Various pelts. $6.75 ea.
Fish Shot Glass, legendary device for hammerdom.
Tastefully emblazoned with our logo and the fine words "Tools
For The Discriminating Drinker".
$4.00 ea. (SOLD OUT)
Lids, whether you need a rug, or just want to keep the sun
out of your eyes. Tasteful two tone with a big fat FISH logo right
on the front. Adjustable to fit most heads. $15.00 (SOLD OUT)
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